[Dual Post]

[arknpcs3]

Help. I see the aid of a woman who isn't fat from the waist down.

Event Post
::You can come across this kid with this weird holo-computer PDA thing, writing something about a lost tribe of overly curvaceous women who live in the ruins of a long lost civilization, built atop a Vimana.

He's wearing a ridiculous jacket and goggles and sipping on a frothy coffee.::

Comments

[fantasticfeline]

I don't think you're gonna find one of those around here.

[arknpcs3]

There has to be one.

... Are you a cat?

[fantasticfeline]

No, no there doesn't.


Sort of.

[arknpcs3]

Then we are doomed.

Sort of? Could you explain further?

[fantasticfeline]

Why would we be doomed.


People say I have cat like traits.

[arknpcs3]

Because a normal girl is needed to find a lost civilization that I think might be lurching in on this lost civilization.

So you're not actually a cat.

[fantasticfeline]

What?

...I might be.

[arknpcs3]

These ruins of a great city, being inhabited by you people, is being encroached by a great civilization. So great, that its name has been lost to history.

[fantasticfeline]

...

What city.

We built this city.

[arknpcs3]

No, you didn't. It was likely built by your forebearers a thousand years ago.

[fantasticfeline]

...

No.

This is a pretty modern city.

[arknpcs3]

No it isn't.

[fantasticfeline]

Yes it is.

[pureplainpatron]

...are you... are you TRYING to get killed?

I can feel the transitive glaring at you.

And I'm not even that heavy into the full figured scene.

[arknpcs3]

Every woman I've talked to here is extremely fat or way too round or too curvaceous. :(

[pureplainpatron]

...man, you're just ASKING for it.

Hope you're good at running, kid.

[arknpcs3]

I've outright deathtraps and boulders and ancient rockets.

I think I'm good.

[pureplainpatron]

Hell hath no fury like a woman called fat, kid.

And when you say that about a whole CITY... well... hope you're not planning to get life insurance...

[arknpcs3]

I'm an adventurer. We survive things like this.

[phoenixchain]

Wow, since when did stuff like that exist?

*holy crap it's a girl with her hands on her hips, what are you going to do, man*

[arknpcs3]

::Scans you. Are you built up like that Succubus woman I had to dump into a trashcan with rum the other night?::

Since when did stuff like what exist.

[phoenixchain]

*hell no I'm actually normal*

Your holo-thing. How does it do that? Is it based off of solid vision or something?

[arknpcs3]

I dunno really. It's a science thing. I'm bad with that kind of stuff outside of archaeology.

::You seem perfect.:: Hrm.

[phoenixchain]

Well, I've never seen anything like it before. I wouldn't think technology like that exists yet to be used like that. *is ignoring your hrming*

[arknpcs3]

Really? It's pretty common in Skyscraper.

[phoenixchain]

... Skyscraper? What, you live in a Skyscraper?

[arknpcs3]

The City of Skyscraper.

[phoenixchain]

Never heard of it.

[arknpcs3]

... You guys must be a backwater, I think Dad calls them...?

[phoenixchain]

Uh, excuse me? Backwater? What gives you the right to anyone backwater for any reason?

Are you royalty or something?