[Dream Event Post - Epilogue]

[arknpcs3]

::So you see Cosmo Queen's castle on the horizon, stretching to this barren point of rock you find yourself on, well mostly barren 'cept for a few weeds. And this lady is placing TNT on the land bridge connecting to said castle.::

Just one or two more sticks...

Comments

[fantasticfeline]

"SHUT UP I DO NOT HAVE A FETISH FOR DELINQUENT STOUT CATGIRLS"

[arknpcs3]

Hey, you said it. Not me.

Now plant this stick on the other end.

[fantasticfeline]

"I SAID DON'T."

Still obediently doing it.

[arknpcs3]

So why are you so scared of admitting what you like?

::Places another stick in between them.:

[fantasticfeline]

"CAUSE I DON'T. I MEAN THERE'S NOTHING TO ADMIT."

[arknpcs3]

You'll only get taller if you let go of all your neuroses. They're literally weighing you down.

[fantasticfeline]

"I thought that was weight problems."

[arknpcs3]

... What. Are you calling me fat.

[fantasticfeline]

"What? No!"

[arknpcs3]

::Punches her fist into her palm.::

It's clobberin' time.

::Looms over you ominously.::

[fantasticfeline]

"I just meant that I thought admitting your issues was how you fixed weight problems don't hit me!"

[arknpcs3]

::Looms back.::

Oh. Yeah, admitting will probably take a lot of anxiety and stress off of you.

[fantasticfeline]

"..So I'm supposed to admit I like zaftig delinquents who are bigger than me?!"

[arknpcs3]

... What delinquents? That sounds like a fake word.

[fantasticfeline]

"My brother told it to me."

[arknpcs3]

... Define it.

[fantasticfeline]

"like. pleasingly plump. Also like. Juicy, I think?"

[arknpcs3]

...

Okay, yeah. If you admit that, you might feel less stressed and nervous and less awkward, shortstack.

[fantasticfeline]

"Fine, I admit it."

[arknpcs3]

Not in here.

In the real world.

::Taps you on the head with TNT.::

[fantasticfeline]

"but that's embarassing and every girl I know will go buy headbands."

[arknpcs3]

Enjoy being the shortest kid in the world. Forever

[fantasticfeline]

"fine fine..!"

[arknpcs3]

Now run out a bit and put this stick on the middle of the bridge.

Run if you see a horse lady running for you, and start screaming if she does.

[fantasticfeline]

"Uh. Okay."

He does so.