[Dream Event Post - Epilogue]

[arknpcs3]

::So you see Cosmo Queen's castle on the horizon, stretching to this barren point of rock you find yourself on, well mostly barren 'cept for a few weeds. And this lady is placing TNT on the land bridge connecting to said castle.::

Just one or two more sticks...

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[arknpcs3]

...

::Stares at you incredulously.::

Blowing up a bridge before idiots cross it.

[fantasticfeline]

"...What kind of idiots."

[arknpcs3]

Evil dumb queen, giant candy lobster, dumb girl knight who hates dreams.

[fantasticfeline]

"..Your life is weird."

[arknpcs3]

The queen has a funny hat?

::Shrugs.::

Not like yours ain't weirder.

[fantasticfeline]

"What would you know about mine."

[arknpcs3]

I know plenty of things, shortstack.

[fantasticfeline]

"You spyin' on me, creepy voyeur thug lady?"

[arknpcs3]

... No, why or how...

::Groans::

fine... Yes. I'm spying on you.

[fantasticfeline]

"...Why."

[arknpcs3]

'cuz, reasons, shortstop.

[fantasticfeline]

"..You a creepy kid fetishist lady?"

[arknpcs3]

... Yes yes, sure sure whatever. Stick this explosive on this rock so you don't get more cat dominatrixes out of your head

::Shoves a stick into your hands.::

[fantasticfeline]

"THERE AREN'T ANY IN MY HEAD THERE NEVER WERE"

He does so though.

[arknpcs3]

Yeah there was. In this cat shrine you hid in the kitchen.

[fantasticfeline]

"SHUT UP I DO NOT HAVE A FETISH FOR DELINQUENT STOUT CATGIRLS"

[arknpcs3]

Hey, you said it. Not me.

Now plant this stick on the other end.

[fantasticfeline]

"I SAID DON'T."

Still obediently doing it.

[arknpcs3]

So why are you so scared of admitting what you like?

::Places another stick in between them.:

[fantasticfeline]

"CAUSE I DON'T. I MEAN THERE'S NOTHING TO ADMIT."

[arknpcs3]

You'll only get taller if you let go of all your neuroses. They're literally weighing you down.

[fantasticfeline]

"I thought that was weight problems."

[arknpcs3]

... What. Are you calling me fat.

[fantasticfeline]

"What? No!"

[arknpcs3]

::Punches her fist into her palm.::

It's clobberin' time.

::Looms over you ominously.::